i was trying to find a gif on google and somehow i found this and omfg i’m crying
i became erection
now I have to have sex with the entire school
why are ugly girls so nosy
what fucking gif were you trying to find
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Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
is it ok
it’s fine it just needs to charge
did you reboot
try logging out and then logging back in
just turn it off and on again
press ctrl + alt + delete and clear your tasks
omg u need a case for that
nO BUT YOU KNOW WHATS CUTEHE LOOKS SO NERVOUS THE WHOLE TIMEAND THEN SHE TAKES A SEOND TO REPLYAND HES LIKE OH NO SHES GONNA SAY NO I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UPAND THEN SHE SAYS YESSHE SAYS MORE THAN YESSHE SAYS ‘I’LL GIVE YOU ALL OF IT’AND THEN SHE PANICS AND HE STARTS LAUGHINGBUT NOT AT HERHES LAUGHING BECAUSE HE’S HAPPYBECAUS SHE SAID YESAND HE LOVES HER SO MUCH AND SHE SAID YES AND NOW HE GETS TO MARRY HERAND WOW CUTIES