a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know
The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XXV
This will forever be adorable
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
The Incredibles (2004)Rest In Peace Elizabeth Peña
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
I sincerely believe that by 7th year Ravenclaws would just tell the door to their common room to fuck off and it would open for them